Returns a fixed timestamp (2026-04-14) so Logger writes work and tests are reproducible. Functions\when()->alias is the correct pattern here, not a global function definition (which trips Patchwork). Agent-Session: cowork-ci-parity-20260414
Returns a fixed timestamp (2026-04-14) so Logger writes work and tests are reproducible. Functions\when()->alias is the correct pattern here, not a global function definition (which trips Patchwork). Agent-Session: cowork-ci-parity-20260414